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Versatile Blogger Award

The Redneck Princess nominated me for the Versatile Blogger award!  She called my blog “Total awesomeness.”  Thanks girl! Right back at ya!

So here’s how it works.  I’m supposed to share 7 random facts about myself.  Here they are.

  1. I love olives.  I have a gigantic jar of them in the fridge.  (Olives help reduce nausea.)  I used to eat so many when I was a kid that my grandmother was always afraid that I would start puking all over her baby blue shag carpet.  I never did.  See they work. 😉
  2. I love pajamas, especially the matching men’s style with button down top and long bottoms.  Very comfy in the winter. 🙂
  3. I hate wearing shoes.  I would wear flip-flops all year long if possible.  Thankfully the heat and humidity here affords me to wear my flip-flops most of the time.
  4. Because I love me some flip-flops I have to keep my nails polished at all times.  I usually paint toes and fingers at least once a week and my nail polish collection is getting out of control.  This week I went with a gradient look.  From dark pink to light pink on my toes, and from light blue to dark gunmetal on my fingers.  Loving it so far.
  5. I secretly love Afroman’s music.
  6. Other than Clark Kent and Oliver McQueen, I would have a threesome with Jay & Silent Bob if that were an actual possibility, but it’s not.  I’ll get over it.  Probably.
  7. I worry about everything.  I try not to, but it’s impossible.

Next I share the award with 7 other blogs and link to the recipients.  And the winners ARE….and as the Redneck Princess said, “if you have already been chosen, I apologize, please don’t do all this work again!!”

Grab a sentence from the nearest…

I don’t usually go along with the topic suggestions on The Daily Post at WordPress.com, but I’ll make an exception in this case.  This one just looked like too much fun to pass up.

Grab a sentence from the nearest….

Topic #73:

Grab the nearest book (or website) to you right now. Jump to paragraph 3, second Sentence. Write it in a post.

Bonus: Make up a sentence to follow the first one, but make it go in an entirely different direction that the actual book or website does.

One pill lasts for two years and has just one side effect:  it causes a bad headache every other week. Is having absolute mental control of one’s erections really that important and is it really that necessary?