Tag Archive | Sex Education

I’m sexpoor.

Yes, it’s true.  The only action I’ve seen lately has been from a hand, or two.  Me and my two hands had a threesome.  That’s not something I learned in the jail cell, although the “ladies” did offer up a few tips on oral sex while I was in the joint.  That was definitely an interesting night/day and one that I hope to never repeat again.

I plan on changing my current situation this weekend.  It’s time to be bad and take what I want.  I plan on staying out of jail this time. 😉