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15 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 15th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

15.

I love being a geek/nerd.

I hate that because I’m a geek/nerd everyone calls me with their computer problems and gives me their computers to fix.  I currently have the Preacher’s laptop to fix.  It got a bunch of trojans and viruses and other stuff on it.  This is the third time he’s had major problems with his computers.  Should I tell him that it’s probably because of the porn sites that he’s been visiting?  He would probably deny it.  I would have to explain what cookies are.  That would be a fun conversation.  “Hey, Dad, lay off the porn or I’m going to stop fixing your computers!”

Happy humping!

 

17 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 17th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

17.

I love that I’ve been good at writing in my journals over the years because without my journals I wouldn’t be able to remember half of the shit that I’ve done and that’s happened to me.  I have been going through some of them searching for names of people and I’ve realized that I did way too many drugs or something.  My memory is awful.

I hate that I so easily forget the names and faces of many of the men that I’ve been with.  Some of them I don’t even remember having sex with at all.  Again, thank God for my journals.

Happy humping!

 

23 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 23rd day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

23.

I love how everyone is scared by the thought of me drinking hard liquor.  Today my sister told me that a friend of hers had a bottle of Jack Daniels that she wasn’t going to drink.  I told her that she should bring the bottle to me.  She said that the last thing we needed was [PD] on Jack Daniels.  I don’t get it.  I’m a happy drunk, maybe a little too happy I guess. 🙂

I hate that when I do get drunk, no matter what I’m drinking, at some point I always want tequila.  Even knowing that tequila will make me sick as a dog the next day, I still crave it.  How’s that song go?  Tequila makes her clothes fall off?  LOL

It’s the weekend y’all!  Have a shot for me & happy humping!

 

25 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 25th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

25.

I love that I can play several different musical instruments.  I only play one well though.  By the way, since my parents are moving the Preacher decided to sell off a lot of his sound equipment and instruments, including his Fender Bass.  I can’t believe he didn’t even offer to give it to me!  He knows I love that bass.  It’s one of the really nice wood ones.  😦

I hate that I seem to be living up to the nickname that the Preacher gave me…gypsy.  I tried to count how many times I’ve moved in the last five years, but I had to stop when I got to ten.  If I counted all the times I’ve moved in the last twenty years, I’d still be counting.

By the way, I know I skipped a couple of days in my countdown.  I’ve been driving all over two states, moving stuff, babysitting, and fighting a hangover and a cold.  I’m feeling a little better now so I should be back in the groove soon.

28 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 28th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

28.

I love that I’ve actually attempted this little journey of self exploration.

I hate that I’m finding it more and more difficult to find things that I love about myself.  Hopefully this is just some form of temporary writer’s block.  Things have been hectic lately with the moving, my sister’s cookouts and parties here at the house.  I’m still trying to adjust to my new living situation.