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Love & Sex Q&A #7

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Is it important to you to have a particular kind of wedding?  If so, under what circumstances would you be willing to forgo that type of ceremony, or even elope?

This one is easy.  As long as a groom and a ring involved and it’s legal then I’m happy.  Not that I’m looking to ever get married again, but if I do find Mr. Rightdick that’s what I need at my wedding.

My first wedding was me, the groom, his psycho mother, and a justice of the peace at the courthouse in downtown Brooklyn.  I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt.  He was wearing jeans and probably some ugly shirt.  There are no pictures for evidence or to back up my story.  I do have  the marriage certificate though.

My second and last wedding was an actual wedding.  I planned most of it and it was almost exactly what I wanted.  I did have to work within a tiny budget, but it turned out nice anyway.  It was sort of an Irish/celtic themed wedding.  Feel free to laugh.  Thankfully I didn’t go the completely cheesy route.  My wedding dress was white with dark green accents.  The bridesmaids dresses were dark green too.  Overall it was a beautiful wedding.  My mom’s friend took care of the flowers and did a great job with the Preacher’s small country church.  She put in lots of greenery and it had a forest-like feel to it.

Yes, the Preacher officiated the ceremony.  Who else could I get to do it for free?  LOL  He walked me down the aisle, gave me away, and then took over to do the rest of the ceremony.  My grandfather started it off, but then turned it over to the Preacher once we got up to the altar.  The only thing that I really remember about the ceremony was that my soon-to-be husband and my daddy were both just about in tears the entire time.  Meanwhile, I stood there like it was no big deal.  I was happy, but I didn’t want to turn into a crybaby and mess up my makeup. 🙂

I’ve already had my big wedding.  I don’t think I’d want to go through all that stress again.  I’ve never been fond of the idea of eloping, but if I found the right man and the time was right, then I may be tempted to do it.

Now if I could just keep a man as long as I keep the rings, I’d be doing good.  Currently I have a collection of four engagement rings.  If I had a ring for every proposal then my collection would be much larger.

Happy humping & remember to get a prenup!

Love & Sex Q&A #84

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Love & SexIf a month before your wedding your wealthy fiancé(e) suggested drawing up a prenuptial agreement specifying the financial terms of any divorce, how would you react?  What kind of terms do you think would be fair in such an agreement?

First of all, if I had a wealthy fiancé I would not be worrying about a prenup.  Prenups are for punks and gold-diggers.  I’m neither.  If a person has money and is more worried about it than their relationship then they just shouldn’t get married at all.  I have no problem living in sin.  I’ve done it for years, with a few different people.  Believe me, it’s easier to leave a person when you’re not married to them.  Marriage is serious business and should be treated with respect.

I believe that you should get out of a marriage what you put into it.  If you go in with nothing, earn nothing during the marriage, then decide you want a divorce, you get nothing.  If you are getting divorced due to extenuating circumstances such as infidelity or abuse, the “victim” should get at least half of everything.  I know it’s not always black and white with divorce, I’m just giving suggestions.

LOL Just divorced. And no, that's not my car.

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Personally, my first marriage to the Con Artist was a disaster and it took me eight years to get my divorce from him.  He refused to sign the divorce papers, help pay for the divorce, and in the end the Preacher had to help me get a lawyer and get the divorce without the Con Artist’s signature.  I left that marriage with nothing more than my clothes, a wrecked credit score, and a new life in NYC.

My second marriage wasn’t as bad.  I lived with him for two years, was married for two years, then divorced three years ago.  I also left this marriage with next to nothing and more bad credit thanks to his sporadic employment mostly due to his anger management issues.  I’ll admit that in that marriage I was ultimately at fault because I cheated on him.  I’ve never considered myself a cheater, but people do strange things when they are starved for attention.

As usual I’ve strayed from the real question.  Ultimately, I’d be willing to sign a prenup if I really loved the person and knew that they loved me enough to want to marry me.  I would however make sure that there was an infidelity and abuse clause in the agreement.

To buy or not to buy the underwear for my ex-husband. That is the question/poll.

I wanted to take a quick poll because I need some advice.  My ex-husband’s birthday is coming up.  He and I are still friends and get along quite well.  We usually text on a semi-weekly basis.  Just to keep up with how each other is doing.  I wanted to get him something for his birthday and found something that I know he’d love.  He’s a huge comic book, Batman and Star Wars fan.  I found a pair of underwear on a website that has a Batman logo and one pair that has Darth Vader on them.  I wanted to get them for him, but he has a girlfriend that he lives with and I don’t know if it would be “inappropriate” or weird for me to buy him underwear, even if it is because he’ll love the designs.  I think I’m more concerned about what his girlfriend will think of it and not what he will think of it.  So here’s my poll.

Quick poll:

Manwhore

Pay attention at 1:21. LOL

My friend told me today that he wasn’t sure if he could hang out anymore because he’s seeing a girl and wasn’t sure how that would go over and because she’s there pretty much at his place all the time now and he didn’t want me to feel uncomfortable.  I told him it would be on a “just friends” basis anyway and we’re supposed to finish up a business project that we started also.  However, I told him to forget it if it was going to be that much of a problem.

I do feel sorry for the new girl, whoever she is, because I know it won’t last.  He’ll eventually fuck her over like he does every other woman he gets involved with.  He actually told me once that he fucked another woman on his fifth-wife’s birthday, while they were still married.  That’s a pretty shitty thing to do even for a lying deceiving man-whore like himself.  I can completely understand why she is so bitter towards him now and why she asks him for money all the time.  Of course being the ball-less wimp that he is he gives it to her even though they have been divorced for a year.  He’s now working on his sixth divorce.  That one didn’t last but maybe two weeks before the lady left him while he was at work and she moved back to the state Continue reading