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13 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 13th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

13.

I love that I actually had the courage not to answer “yes” to a heart wrenching question tonight.

I hate that I knew in my heart that I shouldn’t say “yes.”

13 is definitely not my lucky number anymore.

 

15 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 15th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

15.

I love being a geek/nerd.

I hate that because I’m a geek/nerd everyone calls me with their computer problems and gives me their computers to fix.  I currently have the Preacher’s laptop to fix.  It got a bunch of trojans and viruses and other stuff on it.  This is the third time he’s had major problems with his computers.  Should I tell him that it’s probably because of the porn sites that he’s been visiting?  He would probably deny it.  I would have to explain what cookies are.  That would be a fun conversation.  “Hey, Dad, lay off the porn or I’m going to stop fixing your computers!”

Happy humping!

 

17 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 17th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

17.

I love that I’ve been good at writing in my journals over the years because without my journals I wouldn’t be able to remember half of the shit that I’ve done and that’s happened to me.  I have been going through some of them searching for names of people and I’ve realized that I did way too many drugs or something.  My memory is awful.

I hate that I so easily forget the names and faces of many of the men that I’ve been with.  Some of them I don’t even remember having sex with at all.  Again, thank God for my journals.

Happy humping!

 

23 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 23rd day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

23.

I love how everyone is scared by the thought of me drinking hard liquor.  Today my sister told me that a friend of hers had a bottle of Jack Daniels that she wasn’t going to drink.  I told her that she should bring the bottle to me.  She said that the last thing we needed was [PD] on Jack Daniels.  I don’t get it.  I’m a happy drunk, maybe a little too happy I guess. 🙂

I hate that when I do get drunk, no matter what I’m drinking, at some point I always want tequila.  Even knowing that tequila will make me sick as a dog the next day, I still crave it.  How’s that song go?  Tequila makes her clothes fall off?  LOL

It’s the weekend y’all!  Have a shot for me & happy humping!

 

25 days until I turn 37

Today marks the 25th day before I turn 37.  As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders.  What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself?  I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.

25.

I love that I can play several different musical instruments.  I only play one well though.  By the way, since my parents are moving the Preacher decided to sell off a lot of his sound equipment and instruments, including his Fender Bass.  I can’t believe he didn’t even offer to give it to me!  He knows I love that bass.  It’s one of the really nice wood ones.  😦

I hate that I seem to be living up to the nickname that the Preacher gave me…gypsy.  I tried to count how many times I’ve moved in the last five years, but I had to stop when I got to ten.  If I counted all the times I’ve moved in the last twenty years, I’d still be counting.

By the way, I know I skipped a couple of days in my countdown.  I’ve been driving all over two states, moving stuff, babysitting, and fighting a hangover and a cold.  I’m feeling a little better now so I should be back in the groove soon.