“You know what sucks about being a whore?” asked Fallen Angel.
“Having to fuck ugly men?” replied me.
“Shaving your legs five times a week and changing the sheets three times a week. Maybe you get used to sleeping in cum, but I never have,” she explained.
That was courtesy of my sister, Fallen Angel. Bless her heart.
Happy humping! (Another meeting of the She-Woman Man-Haters Club is adjourned.)