So here I am at work, contemplating life’s wonderfulness and thanking the universe for sending me Teacher, and in walks Car Wash Guy. In between contemplating and daydreaming, I was also doing some work for Bossman (who I’m not happy with right now, but I’ll explain that later). So I was able to ignore CWG for a few minutes, but eventually he asked me a question about a camera and I had no choice but to acknowledge his presence. After he asked me about the camera he quietly asked if I had changed my number. I told him that I had and it was because I got a new phone from Bossman.
Then CWG said something odd. He said, “I got my divorce. She cleaned me out.” Wait. What? I don’t remember him being married. I’m pretty sure I would have remembered that. When I questioned him about the married part he said, “Yeah, I told you I was in the middle of a divorce.” Well, ok, whatever. However, I swear I don’t remember him telling me any such thing.
He asked if I still had his number. I lied and said I didn’t. It’s probably still in my phone, because I’m too lazy to delete numbers. So when he asked for my number I told him that I was seeing someone. He quickly said, “Oh, ok, I’m sorry.” Then he pretty much just left. Thank God.
As I said, I had been contemplating and daydreaming before CWG came in. So after he left I Continue reading