Working in retail does have its perks, sometimes…
An old man just came in with a portable dvd player. He needed a power adapter for it. I found the right one and hooked it up to see if it would work. I turned it on and waited. There was a dvd already in it. All of the sudden it comes on and bam! There’s a big white ass on the screen. It’s some serious porn. As grandpa and I both turn red, he says, “Oh my goodness. What is that?” I’m thinking yeah, right, you know what it is you old perv. I had quickly closed the lid on the dvd player. He apologized, and told me it was his grandson’s. I said, “Don’t worry. It just makes my day interesting. And now we know what your grandson’s been doing.” LOL
Hilarious! This reminds me of when me and my hubby checked out a sex store and the guy there told us about this grandma coming in and her husband had recently passed away and she was looking for a dildo….She then went on to purchase the longest, biggest one they had in stock! LOL