Manwhore’s whores: Not me!

This has been an insane week.  I almost started to think it was Pop-Up Men time again, but it seems to have stopped at two.  (I didn’t count Harry because he showed back up last week.)  It started out with, are you ready for this?  Manwhore.  Yes, the very same Manwhore who got married to the Chicago Gold-Digger less than two months ago.  At first I thought it was going to just be a text asking me to do some website work for him or something, but I was wrong.  I was very wrong.

man whoreManwhore sent me a few texts and then told me that he would be back down here in about a week.  He asked if I wanted to come see him while he’s back in town.  I was in shock.  Has he really started cheating on her this soon after getting married?  And if so, then why?  Instead of wondering, I asked him.  He said that he hasn’t cheated on her.  This confused me even more.  Why would he take that step into adultery with me of all people?  His answer?

I’ve just always at some point seen you and we ended up fucking.

How’s that for disturbing?  After all this time, and all my progress in trying to move on and get past that chapter in my life, he still thinks he can just pop up and I’ll come running to fuck him.  Well, surprise, surprise…I’m not that weak “girl-in-love” anymore.  I answered:

“It’s taken me a long time to get over you.  I think it would be counter productive for me to come and fuck you now.”

I know it’s probably not the anger-filled reply that you might have expected, but I was trying to take the high road and be as polite as possible about it.  There’s no need for me to stoop to his level anymore.  I have overcome!  This is real progress folks!

The next man to pop back up was my second ex-husband, The Ox.  I know I haven’t told you much about him, and I plan to rectify that very soon, but here’s what happened this week.  I was at work Wednesday and got a text from The Ox.  That isn’t unusual.  We still text each other occasionally, and I still consider him a friend.   However, this text was different.

“Would you wanna get back together?”

Keep in mind that The Ox and I have been divorced for almost five years now.  We were only together a total of four years.  Even though I loved him, I have to admit that it was a doomed relationship.  When I got that text from him, I didn’t know if he was joking with me or being serious.  He has a tendency to be very sarcastic and never very serious about anything.  So I asked him if he was being serious.  He said that this time he was.  I told him that I didn’t think it was a good idea, and that some things are best left alone.  Again, I tried to be as nice as possible with my rejection text.

Why?! Why would anyone want this?!

Why?! Why would anyone want this?!

Maybe the universe is just playing some sick joke on me.  It can’t be normal for men to keep going back to a woman from their past like this.  Is it?  I sometimes wonder if I radiate some kind of vibes, or pheromones, or something, and I don’t realize it.  There has to be an explanation for it.  Maybe it’s just the power of the pussy that keeps them coming back for more.  That sounds conceited, I know, but don’t forget…I’m the Cock Master.  😉

Happy humping!

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7 thoughts on “Manwhore’s whores: Not me!

  1. It’s normal, trust me. They never stop coming back. Like a smart guy once said “men are like swallows to Capistrano”. They ALWAYS come back. If you’ve fucked them once they nearly always try to make a return back to that same hole. Hell, I had a guy show up like TEN YEARS later at my grandma’s house asking if I still lived there, when I was already married with kids and long gone.

  2. WordPress won’t allow me to like this post, and maybe it’s for the best. Why on Earth did MW get married? Yes, I realize that I’m asking the wrong person, but I had to ask. I think the universe is just trying to get a read on you & your current “status quo”. You are over your EX’s and you don’t plan on making any sequels with them. Their story, as far as your involvement is concerned, has been told, done & over with.

    Sometimes people like to go back to what they’re familiar with when things don’t seem the same. Like a “safety net” or “blanket”, they know that you (“you”, in general) would do x,y, or z for them, so they figure they’ll come to you to scratch that particular itch for them or fill that void, or entertain them. It’s sad, it’s selfish & it’s wrong, but they do it anyway. And yes, I’m speaking from personal experience.

    I hope you’re doing well my friend, take care.
    ~ The Wandering Mind

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