I thought I had found you, but it turns out that it was just a horse with a shiny horn super-glued to its handsome head. Searching for you has been exhausting, and therefore I am no longer going to continue my search. Wherever you may be, if you do even exist, I am leaving it up to you to find me. Hopefully fate will bring us together.
Until that time I have decided to move on with my little hobbit life and search for more tangible things like a new house, a new job, a new car, and an ale that tastes good and is less filling.
While my search for you has been fun and exciting at times, it has also raised my blood pressure and heart rate in very bad ways. My goal now is to live a more stress-free life, leave the trolls alone, and let God sort out the rest.
The Redheaded Hobbit, aka