These are all based on real men whom Fallen Angel and I have either: gone out on at least one date with, talked to, or have been contacted by on dating websites. A couple of these I actually married, but later divorced. This is only the tip of the iceberg though. My sister and I were able to rattle off this list in about fifteen minutes. As we listed them I typed it into my phone. I plan on adding more to it as time goes on, and as the memories return to us.
- Pretty but dumb as a box of rocks
- No ambition
- Poor
- Player
- Acts like a twelve-year-old
- Ball-less
- Doesn’t own a car and lives outside of a major city
- Sends four texts for every one you send
- Admits on his profile to being molested, and outs his sister as also being molested as a child
- Secretly gay
- Raised by the mafia
- Con artist
- You ask for a hammer and he hangs up on you
- Not mechanically inclined
- Atheist
- Too religious
- Just got out of prison
- Crazy baby mama
- Crazy ex-wife/girlfriend
- Has too many kids by too many women
- Has too many kids
- Gets high too much
- Too much facial hair
- Needs more facial hair
- Doesn’t shower on a daily basis
- Spends four nights a week playing pool at bars, yet doesn’t drink or gamble
- Lives with parents/family
- Talks too much
- Excessive drinking
- Superhero syndrome
- Posts on profile that he’s “in a relationship”
- Has his girlfriend/wife message you on the dating site requesting “group fun”
- Extreme mood swings
- Unacceptable in bed (dick too big, too small, too kinky, not kinky enough, selfish, or just sucks in bed)
- Pedophile
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If you would like to know more about any particular one, or if you agree with Fallen Angel that we should add the full stories and turn it into a book, please leave us a comment below. 🙂 I’m trying to lure her into the world of blogging, so any help would be much appreciated.
Happy humping!
