I had to share this real quick. Remember Santa? Well, he sent me a message on Plenty of Fish yesterday asking if we were ever going to meet. He said that he is going to a party tomorrow night and wanted to know if I would like to go with him. My first thought was, I wonder what kind of party it is. Turns out I was right to wonder that.
He sent me a text later saying that he wasn’t sure if he was going because it’s about a half hour away. He also said that it’s a “double gang bang party.” WTF?
Yeah, at that point I didn’t know what to say or how to respond so I just stopped responding all together. I definitely don’t want to be one half of the double getting gang banged, so I’m going to leave that one alone. I may have my wild side, but it comes to a complete and full stop at gang banging.