Manwhore: “I really do love you. You’re like my family. I can’t say like my sister though, because I wanna fuck you.”
Manwhore: “I don’t know why we’re not together. We get along great, have fun, can talk about anything… Well, I know why we’re not together…”
Me: “And why is that?”
Manwhore: (After a few seconds of silence & a confused look) “Hmmm. I don’t know.”
Me: LOL
Fallen Angel: “You should have seen all the crazy coupon clippers in Winn-Dixie today buying up all the paper towels.”
Me: “Is there a flood coming?”
Fallen Angel: “You really should try this iced coffee. Little Bubba loves it. He was walking around saying ‘Can’t find my toffee momma. Find my toffee.’ He’s running laps around the house now. I don’t know why.”
Me: “Gee, I wonder. LOL”
Stay tuned for my next installment in the “[Something] with the Preacher’s Daughters” series. (Remember “Woodworking with the Preacher’s Daughters” & of course “A night out with the Preacher’s Daughters: Parts 1, 2 & 3“?) I didn’t forget that I’m supposed to let you know how the trip went with Momma, Fallen Angel & Little Bubba. It’s gonna be a good one! 😉
Happy humping!