This one came over last week and I’m just now getting around to writing about her. When I walked in from work and saw her sitting on the couch the first word that came to mind was “Bozo.” I swear her hair had a life of its own. Other than that she was just the usual unattractive type that Manwhore has been dating lately.
While I was in the kitchen he asked that LL Cool Bean and I stay in my room for about thirty minutes. Evidently Bozo was just a booty call.
When I told LL Cool Bean about Manwhore’s request for thirty minutes alone with Bozo, his reply was quite amusing. He said, “Why? Is that as long as he can last?” I thought I would piss myself laughing. Not because what he said was that funny, but because he has no idea that Manwhore and I have actually dated, and had sex, in the past. If only he knew how right he was. I’m not saying that Manwhore was always that quick, but he had his premature ejaculation moments.
Manwhore told me that he had been out with this one a few times before, he had just never brought her here before. She is Mystery Woman because I never actually got to get a good look at her. From what I could tell she wasn’t too bad-looking, but then again she was mostly hidden under the covers. I thought she might be back, but I haven’t seen her since that night. Maybe he had performance issues and she decided he wasn’t the one for her.
Yes, the Troll is back tonight. When Manwhore came in with her I almost couldn’t control myself. She’s even uglier that I had first realized. What the hell is he thinking? Personally I think he is smoking entirely too much and it’s affecting his judgement. I may have to arrange an intervention. This is way out of control. He needs professional help.
She’s staying over by the way. It sounds like she’s hacking up a lung in there. She’s a smoker too. I know I shouldn’t let it bother me so much, but I know he could do better. Hell, he did better with me…until he fucked it all up by being himself. LOL
As for me and LL Cool Bean, things are going great. I really couldn’t ask for anyone better, nicer, cooler, more well-hung, or more interesting. It kind of sucks because now I am afraid that once Manwhore moves out I won’t have nearly as much to write about.
Oh, that’s another thing I haven’t told you. Once I told Manwhore that I wasn’t in love with him anymore, he decided to make it official and tell me that he’s going to be moved out by April 1st at the latest. He said he just wasn’t comfortable living here anymore. Now that’s funny right there. He’s not comfortable living here?
At first I didn’t really believe him. After all it is about the fourth time he’s threatened to move out and stick me with this huge rent. He always changed his tune the next day and apologized and promised he wouldn’t leave me in a bind like that though.
So after Manwhore’s little revelation I told LL Cool Bean about it and he said that if I wanted him to he would be more than happy to move in. So, you guessed it, I said I wanted him to move in. Now I know that it’s a bit soon for that, but when I look at the big picture it seems like the best choice.
Then shit got ugly. It was about midnight one night and LL and I were in my room watching Farscape. The episode ended and we started making out. Things quickly got hot and heavy and I ended up laying on the bed completely naked while LL was lying at the foot of the bed in between my legs. He has excellent oral skills by the way.
So as I lay there on the bed completely naked and on the verge of an orgasm, I heard the door knob turn. Oh hell no. Manwhore was not about to just walk right in without knocking. Well, he was and I yelled out for him to hold on a minute. Evidently I didn’t yell loud enough and he started to open the door. I yelled out again for him to hold on, but by then it was too late. He could see in and see me on the bed in the buff.
LL was livid. Not only had Manwhore just seen me naked, although not the first time obviously, but he had managed to piss off my man and kill the mood. He only killed it temporarily though. Once he realized that we were in the middle of something, well, LL was in the middle, Manwhore closed the door. I apologized to LL, but he said that it wasn’t my place to apologize because it wasn’t my fault. He’s so sweet. I did my best to get things back on track and did manage to get that orgasm. 😉
The next day I told Manwhore that we needed to make sure that we knock first. I tried to be nice about it. I knew he probably already felt weird about walking in on us. He said that it just reinforced the fact that he needs to move out soon. I agreed. Having him as a roommate was fine as long as it was just the two of us, but now that I have a boyfriend and Manwhore has his whore parade, it’s just not working. Especially now that he realizes that I will not falter from my path of monogamy, I think he’s having a difficult time dealing with the fact that he can no longer have me when he wants or ever again.
The next couple of months should be interesting. LL Cool Bean has already been staying here full-time. He and Manwhore have played nice so far. I suppose that if I have to mediate at some point my .38 might come in handy. Damn. I need to go to the shooting range and work on my aim. I wouldn’t want to actually hurt anyone too bad. LOL
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