Manwhore’s Whores: Well that was just gross.

Oh my God.  Every time I finally get the chance to sit down and write something, something else happens and I have to start writing a whole new post about what’s going on right then before I forget or lose my momentum.

Tonight I started working on my “The Rest of My Top Threesomes” post when five minutes in I heard what sounded like someone choking in the next room.  It was Whore #4 and Manwhore was evidently fucking the shit out of her.  Great.  Now not only do I have to see them I have to hear them fucking too.  That’s just disgusting.

Now that they are done fucking, I have to hear her drunk trashy ass telling him to fuck off.  I don’t even want to know what caused the conversation to take such a nasty turn.  Maybe it’s just the bottle of wine she drank while she was getting higher than an Alabama whore’s hemlines.  Or maybe it’s just me.  LOL

I just cannot seem to stress enough how trashy this woman is.  Oh! And to top it off, when she got here she had a friend with her who was even trashier and even more inebriated.  That potential whore hurried herself on out to the bar to get even more wasted.

As I write she’s still bitching at him about something.  I just heard him tell her, “Well fuck you.”  What a great relationship those two have.  OK.  I can’t take any more.  I’m putting my headphones on now.  Kanye take me away…

I love my life.

Oh, and the Troll was back over last night.  I held it in as long as I could, but when I had a moment alone with Manwhore in the kitchen the other night I just had to let a little of my pent-up commentary out.

Me:  You are such a whore.

Manwhore:  You’re one too.

Me:  I know I am, but you take it to a whole…new…level.

Manwhore:  (staring at me and smiling)

Me:  (As I stood there smoking I had a wonderful idea and laughed out loud.)

Manwhore:  What’s so funny?

Me:  I had a great idea.  I’m gonna make a t-shirt for you…well, for your women.

Manwhore:  What’s it gonna say?

Me:  “I fucked Manwhore and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

Manwhore:  Really? (laughing)

Me:  Yes, really.  We could pass them out at the door as they leave.  Of course you’ll have to order them in bulk.  What sizes will we need?  Troll and whore?  (laughing myself silly)

I’m so bad.  LOL

Then he proceeded to try to get me to sleep with him.

On that note I’d like to show you my latest CafePress creations and ask for you to please join me in spreading the message of love and whoring to all the world.

Order yours today! LOL

And for you other Manwhores out there…

That’s all for now folks.  Thanks for reading and as always…

Happy humping!

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