Oh dear sweet baby Jesus in a manger! You’re not going to believe this!
Manwhore and I were in the kitchen smoking a little earlier, and he started inquiring about whether LL Cool Bean and I were dating exclusively. I told him that I didn’t think LL Cool Bean was the type to cheat. I sort of avoided telling him that yes, we are monogamous. I’m not sure why. Maybe it was that come hither stare he was giving me. Who knows.
He asked a few more times in a few more ways. Then as I went into the living room to sit down, I realized what he wanted. As I sat down I told him that I wasn’t stupid. I knew what he wanted, and LL Cool Bean and I are monogamous. He said “OK.” That was it. I told him goodnight and went to my room.
Did you get all that? Do you understand what this means??? I’m over him! I resisted temptation and did NOT sleep with him! What makes it even more amazing and satisfying about my turning him down, is that I’m incredibly horny and I still said no. This is a miracle from on high.