The question I dread the most.

There is one question that I always dread and yet men always ask before having sex with me for the first time.  It’s also the one question that no matter what the correct answer is I’m going to lie.

“How long has it been since you had sex?”  I want to ask “Why?  Why do you have to ask me that?”  My answer is always, “It’s been a while.”  Why is that my answer?  Because it is ambiguous enough to keep me from sounding like a whore and yet also doesn’t make me sound like a complete prude.

Simply put, ask stupid questions and you’ll get stupid (lies) answers.

Happy humping!

3 thoughts on “The question I dread the most.

  1. dumb question from my male counter parts, Perhaps it is because they are trying build up their self esteem, value or conquest… to justify in their mind that they had to work to get to this point with you and to remove the any thought that you are “easy”. Not to say that you are, just from a male perspective, there is a bit of a thrill of the hunt and if they know that you were doing the same damn thing just 24 hours or a even a week ago, its not that big of a conquest. I don’t why any man would ask the question, dude, enjoy the moment and go with it. There better things to occupy your mouth, tongue, etc than to say stupid things and ruin the moment 😉 . It should be noted that I feel your answer is appropriate.
    Enjoy your blog, very informative/ entertaining/ insightful… all the best.
    Steve

  2. Love this post. I have been in this very same situation at times and did the exact same thing you did… be as vague as possible. I love my fellow blogger friend, Hooks, answer above. Distraction can be a very good friend at a moment like this !!

    Still loving your blog… thanks for sharing !

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