Archive | December 16, 2011

The question I dread the most.

There is one question that I always dread and yet men always ask before having sex with me for the first time.  It’s also the one question that no matter what the correct answer is I’m going to lie.

“How long has it been since you had sex?”  I want to ask “Why?  Why do you have to ask me that?”  My answer is always, “It’s been a while.”  Why is that my answer?  Because it is ambiguous enough to keep me from sounding like a whore and yet also doesn’t make me sound like a complete prude.

Simply put, ask stupid questions and you’ll get stupid (lies) answers.

Happy humping!