As per my post on Plenty of Fish the other day, I’ve rejoined their site and have been thoroughly entertained thus far. Late Saturday night/early Sunday morning I got a message on POF from a guy who I had chatted with on Friday night. He said he lived here in my town and he seemed interesting enough. All we did was talk, we did not meet. The message that I received on Saturday night was as follows:
HELLO [CHEATER] WAS WITH ME SNEAKING BEHIND MY BACK EMAILING OTHER WOMEN LIVING N MY HOUSE ME BUYING HIS MEDICINE SNUFF CELL PHONE MINS AND HE WENT TO HIS SISTERS TO STAY AND WORK IN A HAY FIELD AND WAS EMAILING U U MAY EMAIL IF U LIKE [PISSED-OFF GF]@YAHOO.COM
First of all I had to read it three times before I could fully understand what she had written. The all-caps style of typing and lack of punctuation immediately annoyed the hell out of me. I can understand that in her frustration and heartbreak she wasn’t really focusing on grammar or good typing skills, but still, at least make it readable.
Snuff? I’m a smoker, but snuff is just gross. If I had known that I never would have talked to him in the first place. Well obviously his girlfriend was pissed off when she found out about him looking for some fun on the side. As soon as I read it I started having flashbacks to when I found out about Manwhore‘s woman up north.
Then a few minutes after reading that message on POF, I received an instant message on Yahoo Messenger. (I had added him on YM so that we could chat on there, but we hadn’t yet.) That message said, “DID HE TELL U HE HAD A GF?” (Don’t you just love how she uses all caps all the time?) Great. It was his pissed-off girlfriend. I told her that I didn’t know about her. She said that he had used her computer and when he left to go out-of-town for a few days he left all of his accounts logged in. It always amazes me how stupid cheaters can be. So we talked for a little while and once she was assured that I had no intentions of ever meeting him, we said goodnight.
The next day when I logged in to check my messages on POF, I noticed that his profile had been deleted. So either she deleted it or she told him about finding it and then he deleted it out of guilt and/or shame. My guess is that he’ll be back on POF within a week under a different account.
In light of this new information I decided that maybe I should add some things to my profile to try to ward off the cheaters, assholes, and undesirables. I also thought that it would run every man off because I made myself sound like a crazed jaded bitch. The fun never stops. I made my changes official on Sunday night.
Monday morning I woke up to a slew of new messages from men on POF. I just don’t understand it. What does it take to make men steer clear of me? I thought for sure that I had made it clear that I was not the
droid girl they’re looking for. I give up. I’m starting to think that I would probably have better luck at the bars, but I’m not interested in going down that road again. Oh well. Someone pass me my tequila!
P.S. Be warned ladies, Manwhore is still on POF too. LOL
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