I caught a big fat liar!

As per my post on Plenty of Fish the other day, I’ve rejoined their site and have been thoroughly entertained thus far.  Late Saturday night/early Sunday morning I got a message on POF from a guy who I had chatted with on Friday night.  He said he lived here in my town and he seemed interesting enough.  All we did was talk, we did not meet.  The message that I received on Saturday night was as follows:

HELLO [CHEATER] WAS WITH ME SNEAKING BEHIND MY BACK EMAILING OTHER WOMEN LIVING N MY HOUSE ME BUYING HIS MEDICINE SNUFF CELL PHONE MINS AND HE WENT TO HIS SISTERS TO STAY AND WORK IN A HAY FIELD AND WAS EMAILING U U MAY EMAIL IF U LIKE [PISSED-OFF GF]@YAHOO.COM

First of all I had to read it three times before I could fully understand what she had written.  The all-caps style of typing and lack of punctuation immediately annoyed the hell out of me.  I can understand that in her frustration and heartbreak she wasn’t really focusing on grammar or good typing skills, but still, at least make it readable.

Snuff?  I’m a smoker, but snuff is just gross.  If I had known that I never would have talked to him in the first place.  Well obviously his girlfriend was pissed off when she found out about him looking for some fun on the side.  As soon as I read it I started having flashbacks to when I found out about Manwhore‘s woman up north.

Then a few minutes after reading that message on POF, I received an instant message on Yahoo Messenger.  (I had added him on YM so that we could chat on there, but we hadn’t yet.)  That message said, “DID HE TELL U HE HAD A GF?”  (Don’t you just love how she uses all caps all the time?)  Great.  It was his pissed-off girlfriend.  I told her that I didn’t know about her.  She said that he had used her computer and when he left to go out-of-town for a few days he left all of his accounts logged in.  It always amazes me how stupid cheaters can be.  So we talked for a little while and once she was assured that I had no intentions of ever meeting him, we said goodnight.

The next day when I logged in to check my messages on POF, I noticed that his profile had been deleted.  So either she deleted it or she told him about finding it and then he deleted it out of guilt and/or shame.  My guess is that he’ll be back on POF within a week under a different account.

In light of this new information I decided that maybe I should add some things to my profile to try to ward off the cheaters, assholes, and undesirables.  I also thought that it would run every man off because I made myself sound like a crazed jaded bitch.  The fun never stops.  I made my changes official on Sunday night.

Monday morning I woke up to a slew of new messages from men on POF.  I just don’t understand it.  What does it take to make men steer clear of me?  I thought for sure that I had made it clear that I was not the droid girl they’re looking for.  I give up.  I’m starting to think that I would probably have better luck at the bars, but I’m not interested in going down that road again.  Oh well.  Someone pass me my tequila!

Happy humping!

P.S.  Be warned ladies, Manwhore is still on POF too.  LOL

This is just a song & video that I really like. Enjoy. 🙂

12 thoughts on “I caught a big fat liar!

  1. OMG, I didn’t think that Lloyd would release this song as a single. That is too funny! As for your situation, I just don’t get it. First you unknowingly talk to a CIT (Cheater In Training) & then you have to decipher is angry Gfs all CAPS bad grammar messages. It sounds like POF is just too much work. Go get a drink and have a laugh. Tomorrow’s always a better day hun.

  2. I don’t really think you can ward off the cheaters, assholes, and undesirables with your profile, because they’re the ones who don’t really read it anyway. I think it’s only possible to ward off the guys who don’t want to be wading through oceans of wise but perhaps in that case undeserved suspicion. Sorry I don’t have a trick for warding off the assholes. 😦

    I had pretty good luck with OKCupid before I decided I needed to stay single for a while longer.

    • I did kind of wonder about that…whether or not these guys actually read what women have written on their profiles. What really made me wonder was when someone would want to chat online & the first things they ask me are questions that are already answered on my profile.

      I hadn’t thought about OKCupid. Maybe I’ll try it next. 😉

    • Blatant honesty. I love it. LOL Well, from my experiences in the past with POF I can’t say that I’ve found it to be much different. Manwhore was a liar & a cheater…POF. Bobblehead Nerd was a drunk & pot head…POF. Miscellaneous others were liars, cheaters and just plain old assholes. So I guess you’re right. 😉

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