Archive | October 10, 2011

I caught a big fat liar!

As per my post on Plenty of Fish the other day, I’ve rejoined their site and have been thoroughly entertained thus far.  Late Saturday night/early Sunday morning I got a message on POF from a guy who I had chatted with on Friday night.  He said he lived here in my town and he seemed interesting enough.  All we did was talk, we did not meet.  The message that I received on Saturday night was as follows:

HELLO [CHEATER] WAS WITH ME SNEAKING BEHIND MY BACK EMAILING OTHER WOMEN LIVING N MY HOUSE ME BUYING HIS MEDICINE SNUFF CELL PHONE MINS AND HE WENT TO HIS SISTERS TO STAY AND WORK IN A HAY FIELD AND WAS EMAILING U U MAY EMAIL IF U LIKE [PISSED-OFF GF]@YAHOO.COM

First of all I had to read it three times before I could fully understand what she had written.  The all-caps style of typing and lack of punctuation immediately annoyed the hell out of me.  I can understand that in her frustration and heartbreak she wasn’t really focusing on grammar or good typing skills, but still, at least make it readable.

Snuff?  I’m a smoker, but snuff is just gross.  If I had known that I never would have talked to him in the first place.  Well obviously his girlfriend was pissed off when she found out about him looking for some fun on the side.  As soon as I read it I started having flashbacks to when I found out about Manwhore‘s woman up north.

Then a few minutes after reading that message on POF, I received an instant message on Yahoo Messenger.  (I had added him on YM so that we could chat on there, but we hadn’t yet.)  That message said, “DID HE TELL U HE HAD A GF?”  (Don’t you just love how she uses all caps all the time?)  Great.  It was his pissed-off girlfriend.  I told her that I didn’t know about her.  She said that he had used her computer and when he left to go out-of-town for a few days he left all of his accounts logged in.  It always amazes me how Continue reading