Fuzzy Memories & One-Nighters

I’m doing some note-taking so that I can eventually put together a book of my memoirs.  I know…ridiculous right?  No one may ever read it, but I would like to at least be able to say one day that I wrote a book.  So far I’ve just got a list of people I’ve slept with started.  I figured that was a good place to start seeing as how most of my adult life has revolved around sex.  My childhood and teen years will be much easier because all that revolved mostly around family, church and school.

So, I’ve got the sex partner list started and I’m the analytical type so I’ve got it in a MS Excel spreadsheet and the columns are name, nickname, city, state and year.  I’m still debating on whether I should add columns for penis size (boob size for women maybe?) and a rating of how good they were in the sack.  So far I’m up to 52 people and still not finished.  The hardest part is remembering them all.  When you’ve had a lot of one-night-stands and short-lived relationships, especially if there was alcohol or drug use involved, the memory can get a little fuzzy.  I guess this is also going to be a good memory exercise for me.

While trying to remember these people I found that the best place to start was my Facebook and Yahoo Messenger friends lists.  Oddly enough many of my past lovers have friended me and pop up now and then to say hello.  Holy crap I’ve dated a lot of guys.  It does look like I’ve slowed down in the last couple of years though.  My yearly average has gone way down.  I’m kind of proud of that in a weird way.

I don’t know what direction my book is going to end up taking, but now this seemed like a fun place to start.  It will allow me to sort out a good chunk of the timeline and get a bit of an outline going.  If anyone has any suggestions I’d love to hear them. 🙂

Thanks & Happy Humping!

11 thoughts on “Fuzzy Memories & One-Nighters

  1. You need to go through a period of *celibacy* to write this kind of stuff if you’re serious about attracting an agent. Take a month off, chill out, and you will soon, i think (well i do), start rebooting your memories through fantasising. Each fantasy, cock size, getting fingered, shower sex- whatever (just off the top of my head) will start throwing up *specific* memories. Lie on your back and start to process it. Take notes afterwards. If you’re really disciplined, stop, and then jot it down. Great notes will even add to the fantasy.
    Smoking hot writing means you got to really know every fold of your own body.

    • I’m not looking to write soft-core porn, just a book about my life as a preacher’s daughter. Sex will be a major topic, but not the only topic. As far as being celibate for a while…I’d rather not, but I may not have much choice right now.

  2. I doubt I could remember all my sex partners…too many one night stands and flings. I’ve stuck to one for the past four years although I cheated once earlier on in the relationship but now I’m single and keeping my legs closed! Haha.

  3. A conformist, but atheistic- agnotistic preacher’s daughter wouldn’t work as there would be no inner conflict. She fucks, but has reconciled herself with that and there is no inner turmoil. It’s slack- and wouldn’t live up to the promise of the title “Preacher’s Daughter.”
    There has to be *conflict*. Sex versus religion (believe me, I know what I am on about here). But that’s on an inner level.
    Or there could be *outer* conflict, she’s irreligious but clashing
    with her highly religious background. Think a town that is becoming more conservative, as the preacher’s daughter becomes more sexual: Inevitable conflict.
    Either way, all these partners you’ve had, has to ruffle someone’s feathers- that’s if you’re absolutely clear it’s not soft porn.

    • Thank you for your input and ideas Jasmine. However, I don’t think you understand what I’m trying to write here. My blog and my yet-to-be-written book is about my life and what being a preacher’s daughter means to me and how it has effected me. I’m not now nor have I ever been a stereotypical preacher’s daughter. The ideas that you presented are very narrow stereotypical views of what a preacher’s daughter is thought to be. I write from the heart and try my best to be completely honest and truthful about myself and my life. I don’t have “inner” or “outer” conflict as you describe it, I just have problems like everyone else. Also I’m not a conformist, nor am I atheist or agnostic. I’m a Christian. Maybe not the typical Christian, but I do believe in God and consider myself to be a Christian nonetheless.

  4. I’m not sure I could remember all my partners, even though there have been fewer than 40 and I was never drunk or high. Mayyyyybe I could manage to enumerate each partner based on memories from the encounters (“the guy with the green underwear”, “the guy who kept trying to stick it in my ass”, “that guy with the carpet of back hair”) but no way could I remember all their names, or even faces.

    I’d buy your sex memoir! I love stuff like that…straight-up accounts of interpersonal (mis)adventures. 😀

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