Archive | June 15, 2011

Fuzzy Memories & One-Nighters

I’m doing some note-taking so that I can eventually put together a book of my memoirs.  I know…ridiculous right?  No one may ever read it, but I would like to at least be able to say one day that I wrote a book.  So far I’ve just got a list of people I’ve slept with started.  I figured that was a good place to start seeing as how most of my adult life has revolved around sex.  My childhood and teen years will be much easier because all that revolved mostly around family, church and school.

So, I’ve got the sex partner list started and I’m the analytical type so I’ve got it in a MS Excel spreadsheet and the columns are name, nickname, city, state and year.  I’m still debating on whether I should add columns for penis size (boob size for women maybe?) and a rating of how good they were in the sack.  So far I’m up to 52 people and still not finished.  The hardest part is remembering them all.  When you’ve had a lot of one-night-stands and short-lived relationships, especially if there was alcohol or drug use involved, the memory can get a little fuzzy.  I guess this is also going to be a good memory exercise for me.

While trying to remember these people I found that the best place to start was my Facebook and Yahoo Messenger friends lists.  Oddly enough many of my past lovers have friended me and pop up now and then to say hello.  Holy crap I’ve dated a lot of guys.  It does look like I’ve slowed down in the last couple of years though.  My yearly average has gone way down.  I’m kind of proud of that in a weird way.

I don’t know what direction my book is going to end up taking, but now this seemed like a fun place to start.  It will allow me to sort out a good chunk of the timeline and get a bit of an outline going.  If anyone has any suggestions I’d love to hear them. 🙂

Thanks & Happy Humping!