Today marks the 23rd day before I turn 37. As I move closer to 37 my mind wanders. What are the things that I love and hate the most about myself? I’m going to use these last 37 days to find out.
23.
I love how everyone is scared by the thought of me drinking hard liquor. Today my sister told me that a friend of hers had a bottle of Jack Daniels that she wasn’t going to drink. I told her that she should bring the bottle to me. She said that the last thing we needed was [PD] on Jack Daniels. I don’t get it. I’m a happy drunk, maybe a little too happy I guess. 🙂
I hate that when I do get drunk, no matter what I’m drinking, at some point I always want tequila. Even knowing that tequila will make me sick as a dog the next day, I still crave it. How’s that song go? Tequila makes her clothes fall off? LOL
It’s the weekend y’all! Have a shot for me & happy humping!
I can’t do tequila, it makes me turn into The Hulk, I rip out my clothes and throw things in slow motion.