Confessional

Ok, total confession time.  I’m sitting her at 8:47 p.m. drunk on Red Stripes and high from the hit I just took.  I’m horny and tired of hanging out outside around the grill talking to rednecks that are married and unobtainable.  I need dick and I need it now.  Damn you Manwhore.  Damn you Skaterboi.  Damn you every man who I’ve ever enjoyed fucking.  This isn’t going to work.  I can handle being single, but I cannot and will not handle going without sex.

Just overheard my sister say, “I don’t know where [PD] is, but if she’s got a beer and a cigarette, she’s happy.” LOLOLOL

6 thoughts on “Confessional

  1. You will be fine girl, go buy yourself a bitchin’ new vibrator, I know it’s not the same, but at least it doesn’t mouth off or cause you any grief…enjoy being single and free…life is good 🙂

    • You have no idea how good that advice is, but also a little too late. I’ll make note of it for future reference though. 🙂

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