Beware the man who dates the Preacher’s Daughter! For once his time is done, he is left a ruined man. You will know him from the vacant expression on his face when someone mentions redheads or kittens. A piece of him is changed forever.
Seriously though, I have some weird power that changes men into strange unstable creatures. It brings out their dark side. All we need are cheesy costumes and then my life could be a bad comic book.