Beware the man who dates the Preacher’s Daughter!  For once his time is done, he is left a ruined man.  You will know him from the vacant expression on his face when someone mentions redheads or kittens.  A piece of him is changed forever.

Seriously though, I have some weird power that changes men into strange unstable creatures.  It brings out their dark side.  All we need are cheesy costumes and then my life could be a bad comic book.

P.S. Alex Ross is my favorite comic book artist.