Yes, it’s true. The only action I’ve seen lately has been from a hand, or two. Me and my two hands had a threesome. That’s not something I learned in the jail cell, although the “ladies” did offer up a few tips on oral sex while I was in the joint. That was definitely an interesting night/day and one that I hope to never repeat again.
I plan on changing my current situation this weekend. It’s time to be bad and take what I want. I plan on staying out of jail this time. 😉