I haven’t been on much lately because I’ve been in the middle of moving into the middle of nowhere and thanks to the rinky dink little cable internet provider here I still don’t have internet service. I should have it up and running by Tuesday. Posting from my BlackBerry just isn’t the same as being able to sit at my computer and type out my ramblings, but I figured I had better post something before everyone starts thinking I’ve been abducted by aliens. In the meantime I’ve been working on a few things to post once I’m back online. I have a special two-part post about oral sex and of course I’ll update you on the recent changes in my living and relationship status.
Dear God please let the cable company actually show up on Tuesday and get me back online before I lose my last shred of sanity and start writing my blog posts on the walls of my house.