Yes, it’s true. I’m moving back INTO my parents’ house. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! And I thought I was already on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Just wait until I actually have been back there for a couple of weeks. Someone’s gonna get hurt.
Anyway, I actually had to call a family meeting before I left there today. I think it’s possibly the first family meeting we’ve had in ten or twenty years. I just wanted to make it clear that I was not happy about moving back, and I’m only doing it because I want to help them out and as an bonus, I’ll be able to pay off my fines from my DWI a lot faster.
By the way, DWI’s are very expensive. By the time I pay the $966 main fine and the $80 alcohol and driving class thing fee, and $15 MADD class fee & the $35 per month to my parole officer for two years (I still can’t believe that I actually have a parole officer), those two long island iced teas ($8 + $2 tip) are going to end up costing me almost $2,000. I’m also subject to random drug testing which is $35 a pop. I already took one and passed, thank God. Otherwise I would have had to keep going to drug court, all because of the pain medicine that I was on from my knee surgery. Even though I had proof of my prescription I still had to do the drug court thing that once. And lastly, my driver’s license was suspended for 90 days. I have a countdown going. Only 56 days to go!
My point is kids, Don’t Drink & Drive…EVER. It costs too damn much. Not to mention, you might end up living with your parents again when you’re 36 years old. LOL
Can I get an AMEN?