I shouldn’t have to go to one man for cuddles and foreplay and another for an orgasm.  Isn’t there a package deal available?  A one-stop shopping center for men?  It is too tiring having to go from man to man searching for the perfect lay.  I’m about to turn 36 in a couple of days and my clock’s-a-tickin’.  No, not that clock, the “It’s time to stop fucking around and have a real relationship with a man who truly knows how to satisfy me in every way” clock.